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As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Salesman on Holiday

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Billy Goat and the Landlord

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

'There must be more to life than this.'

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

Gate Crasher

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

"You want some words of wisdom? Next time, take the elevator!"

'That's What Sheep Said.'