Mountain Goat In Disguise Pillows

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Salesman on Holiday

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Bunny Slope

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Billy Goat and the Landlord

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

'There must be more to life than this.'

Gate Crasher

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

"You want some words of wisdom? Next time, take the elevator!"