Mountain Goat Enthusiast Pillows

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Recalculating

Vincent Van Goat.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'Excellent napkin.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'