Mountain Goat Enthusiast Gifts

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'Excellent napkin.'

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017