Mountain Goat Wannabe Gifts

"One of us is in serious trouble!"

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Run from the hills!

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

'Excellent napkin.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.