Mountain Goat Impersonator Gifts

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

This Side Up

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Lion Costume

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Bunny Slope

Cat barking.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'It's another obscene call!'

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

Extreme Makeover.

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

Thanksgiving.

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."