Mountain Goat Impersonator Gifts

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

This Side Up

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Lion Costume

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

Farm Humor.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Cat barking.

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

Extreme Makeover.

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

'It's another obscene call!'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

Thanksgiving.

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"