Mountain Goat At Heart Gifts

'Would you like to come up for a drink?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'Excellent napkin.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Billy was conflicted and confused.

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

I lactate, therefore I am.