Mountain Goat Aficionado Gifts

Falling rocks sign on mountain peak.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Excellent napkin.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Billy was conflicted and confused.

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

I lactate, therefore I am.

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."