Mountain Goat Aficionado Mugs

Falling rocks sign on mountain peak.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Excellent napkin.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

I lactate, therefore I am.