Aspiring Mountain Goat Gifts

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Excellent napkin.'

Mount Everest.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

I lactate, therefore I am.

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

'Thanks again ol' buddy.'

Bunny Slope

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.