Mountain Goat Appreciator Gifts

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

A Venus cow trap.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Excellent napkin.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Billy was conflicted and confused.

I lactate, therefore I am.

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.