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"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Yakety-Yak

I'm sure it's fake.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'Excellent napkin.'

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

The first Airbender!

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'