Goat Fans Pillows

'Uh, oh! Even the goats are roped together!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Sauce for the Goose

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Rogue elephant

Beware of the Cat.

Vincent Van Goat.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

A cow on a drip.

A cow with a Brazilian.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Excellent napkin.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

No Dogs.