Zoo Fans Pillows

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

City Zoo: Day Care

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A mother and baby elephant

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Frog in the puddles.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Wolf Karaoke

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"That's mine!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Penguin

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Zoo animals.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Too much monkey business...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!