Zoo Fan Pillows

Rogue elephant

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Gobel Giraffe Farm

Giraffe delivers a Happy Birthday!

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Well, doc...how was the rectal examination?"

City Zoo: Day Care

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A mother and baby elephant

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Tallyho!"

Frog in the puddles.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Wolf Karaoke

Sauce for the Goose

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"That's mine!"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Too much monkey business...