Zoo Fanatic Pillows

Man at zoo looking into North American beaver compound.

'Stop touching me.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'If a camel can go 500 miles without water... how far can he go with water?'

Zoo dentist.

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Maid bringing breakfast in bed to man with menagerie in hotel room

'Yeah, I've been stocking up!'

"This educational partnership with the Metro Zoo just isn't working out."

"I think the zoo is in financial trouble: the keepers have replaced all the 'do not feed the animals' signs by 'please do feed the animals'..."

"That's mine!"

'Crusty Cobbler' Bread in captivity.

"Careful, now - it's a juggle out there."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

A mother and baby elephant

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Woman escapes with cats.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."