Zoo Aficionado Pillows

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'Monkey with banana.'

Doctor to aardvark: 'Nothing serious. You have ants in your pants.'

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Monica's strategic move to the third floor did little to deter her dogged stalker.

"I keep meaning to escape."

'...Do not feed the bears'

"What do you mean you don't have a spot? We had reservations."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Exotic pets make themselves at home.

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

"You're spoiling those birds - get up and let them hatch their own eggs!"

'You spend too much time with the big cats.'

'Notice the cat flap?'

Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?

Mini Zoo: Minor Nighthawk, Pygmy Buffalo, Dwarf Chameleon.

'Don't get too close -- that's the new cougar display.'

Lion Escape.

'It means the public Bill, not the keepers.'

No tick birds.

Hold the wise cracks, folks, I've heard em all!

I've got something for you.

"If you're unhappy in your apartment down there, you're certainly free to move!"

"Hey Mike, you'll never guess what I found at the zoo."

If elephants got Covid-19: "These masks aren't working, Larry!"

Two human shaped giraffes looking at a giraffe shaped human

Drive-through safari park signs reading 'Do not feed the lions' and 'Do not eat the visitors'.

Tiger

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

Give him the kiss of life!

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

Zoo Employees

'Zoological Gardens - The Parrot Walk'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."