Zoo Fanatic Gifts

Man at zoo looking into North American beaver compound.

'Stop touching me.'

Science Museum. Look at the animals that hatch from eggs. They're all from broken homes?

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'If a camel can go 500 miles without water... how far can he go with water?'

Zoo dentist.

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Maid bringing breakfast in bed to man with menagerie in hotel room

'Yeah, I've been stocking up!'

"This educational partnership with the Metro Zoo just isn't working out."

"I think the zoo is in financial trouble: the keepers have replaced all the 'do not feed the animals' signs by 'please do feed the animals'..."

"That's mine!"

'Crusty Cobbler' Bread in captivity.

"Careful, now - it's a juggle out there."

City Zoo: Day Care

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

A mother and baby elephant

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cat Towels

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."