Zoo Enthusiasts Gifts

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

Crocodile/Alligator

'You lost your job again?! You'll end up a prisoner like your worthless cousin Rudi!'

'Call the zoo...their mountain goat has escaped again'

'Well, technically, Eugene, we're not under the mistletoe...'

"Budget cuts have certainly affected the zoo's animal collection!"

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

A mother and baby elephant

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Raised by Dogs

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"They're so like us."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"That's mine!"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Too much monkey business...

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."