Zoo Enthusiast Gifts

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Is this seat taken?"

Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.

'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'

The Litany Of Fun

"Apparently, they learn a great deal by watching us."

'And that's why we make 'em sign permission slips.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"So near and yet so far!"

Kittens and snake.

Mother and baby meets kangaroo and baby.

'At last! Thanks so much for curing my constipation doc! Doc?'

A mother and baby elephant

A giraffe in a truck is heading for a low bridge.

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

Chester vs Krimpknuckle - The Undisputed King of Stepladder Salesmen.

Welcome to the Zoo.

"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

'What colour is it?'

"Oh goodie, a school excursion! Let's spit on the teacher to make their trip memorable..."

"Hey, three squares a day, no trophy hunters. Maybe captivity isn't so bad."

'Would you prefer a tiger to eat you, or a gorilla.'

Yes, I had great fun at the zoo yesterday. Daddy had fun too, especially when one of the animals came in at thirty to one."

'Look at that plumage. He must be the alpha male.'

"Harry, we need you to throw out the car keys."

"How was your class field trip to the zoo?"

Two old apes watch two young apes swinging in the trees - 'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Offering is up since we started contracting with the zoo for ushers."

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Vet holding an umbrella under a giarffe to avoid getting urinated on

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

"I didn't go to the office today. I went to the zoo."

Family looking at family of apes.