Zoo Lover Gifts

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

Anteater at zoo points to sign on enclosure and says to family: 'It's not as if that's all I do. I write poetry, I'm very much involved in charity work ... why single out that one thing?'

"Ever heard of the Alexander technique

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

Prisoner hiding from guards disguised among the zebras.

"The therapeutic petting zoo creatures have calmed the office, but the cleaning crew is freaking out!"

'Relax - they'll never get beyond the first underpass.'

"This snake measures 24 inches."

That's not a sheep … hey, maybe I'm not a sheep.

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

The undisputed king of stepladder salesman.

'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?'

You've been promoted to elephant world.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'This cell phone craze is getting out of hand!' (zoo visitors seeing a gorilla with a phone).

'But dear, you always said you didn't care where we went on our honeymoon.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

London Zoo - The Monkey House

"Tag. . . you're it!"

'What do you mean... your brother gave you a black eye?'

Children's expectations.

I got the idea from a visit to the zoo!

Noah's Ark Zoo

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"All right... who's been feeding the elephant viagra?"

'I come here whenever I begin to fret about stretchmarks.'

"You look like you've seen a ghost!"

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."

"Ya lived up to your name. . ."

'Tell me Mr Fish has growing up in this environment affected you in anyway?'

"Says here that a bird eating wild cat has escaped from the city zoo and was last seen near the . . . Friggin' nice shot Earl!"

Animals

Elephant in photobooth

City Zoo