Zoo Humor Lover Gifts

'I just can't figure it out.'

City Zoo: Day Care

Faster, Georges, faster!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Scary movie?'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

City Zoo

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Hog Futures

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

5 Second Rule!

Zoo ice cream stands

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."