Zoo Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Looks like elephant mating season."

"Twenty, if you count the one that’s flying the plane."

'But she's my wife!

"Now remember, act normal!"

City Zoo: Day Care

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Various Birds of Pray.

Swine flu

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"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."