Zoo Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"Looks like elephant mating season."

"Twenty, if you count the one that’s flying the plane."

'But she's my wife!

"Now remember, act normal!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Penguin

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Rogue elephant

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Various Birds of Pray.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

Shop for cats

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Swine flu