Zoo Humor Lover Pillows

'I just can't figure it out.'

City Zoo: Day Care

Faster, Georges, faster!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'Scary movie?'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

5 Second Rule!

Hog Futures

Zoo ice cream stands

City Zoo

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."

I've been doing sit-ups!