Kelly regretted not buying a dog.
Zany Zoo Lover Gifts
Looking for a unique way to delight a zoo lover with a zany streak? Our collection offers vibrant, humorous items that bring out the playful and adventurous spirit of wildlife enthusiasts. Perfect for adding a dash of humor and personality to their collection, these gifts make memorable keepsakes for anyone passionate about animals and their wild world.
City Zoo: Day Care
A mother and baby elephant
'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'
"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"
"That's mine!"
"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."
Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'
Zoo Inc. Management Structure
Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.
Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus
Mayhem, Inc. Part 15
Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.
They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!
Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).
"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"
"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."
The Litany Of Fun
'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'
'...Do not feed the bears'
Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor
Animal Band.
"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."
Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.
Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.
'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'
"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."
Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant
The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.
"Whiplash..."
"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "
'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'
Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.
Zany Zoo Lover Gifts Collection
Zany Zoo Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of zany zoo lover mugs and find the perfect humorous design to start or end your day with wild smiles.
Zany Zoo Lover Pillows
Add a splash of wild humor with our zoo-inspired pillows—great for bringing comfort and a fun twist to any living space.
Zany Zoo Lover Prints
Decorate your walls with lively zoo prints that showcase the playful and zany side of wildlife devotion, perfect for animal enthusiasts.
Zany Zoo Lover T-Shirts
Discover our playful zoo-themed t-shirts that capture the quirky spirit of animal lovers with a love for the wild and silly.