Zany Zoophiles Gifts

Animal Band.

City Zoo: Day Care

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"That's mine!"

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'...Do not feed the bears'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

5 Second Rule!

City Zoo

Zoo ice cream stands

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

"I think the zoo is in financial trouble: the keepers have replaced all the 'do not feed the animals' signs by 'please do feed the animals'..."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"