Zany Humor Lover Gifts

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

"Going up...first floor...zebras antelopes and gnus second floor...young buffalo live shoppers and tourists..."

Apple Pie Abduction

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Animal Band.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

"The voice pattern is similar to Dad's."

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Time flies when you're having fun.

Cat Horoscopes: 'You will spend the day curled up on the comfy chair. In the evening expect a treat from your owner for being so good.'

In hindsight, Giovanni realised that it was probably a bad idea hiring a builder with a short leg!

"Twenty-three. How many times did you glance to see how your hair looked during the zoom meeting?"

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

'That's NOT crickets - it's zippers!'

The crazier golf company: Golf ball goes 'in' and 'out' of the desk boxes.

Kelly regretted not buying a dog.

'I'm seriously thinking of firing you as my lawyer.'

"I'm a pisces too."

'I told him it was to hot to cut the grass.'