Zany Antics Appreciator Gifts

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Tumble Cow

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Barney! Get down!"

Ta Da!...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Bear Juggling Penguins.