Zany Antics Appreciator Pillows

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Can I have flies with that'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Tumble Cow

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Barney! Get down!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok