Zany Creators Gifts

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Animal Band.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

Making a birdbath.

Origami Pets