Zany Zodiac Humorist Gifts

"I'm a pisces too."

City Zoo: Day Care

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I don't like space."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Animal Band.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'What's my fortune then?!

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'

Nostrildamus.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

"Tough crowd... I suggest you try the hyena club."

Acme Crazy Straws

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Time flies when you're having fun.

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Luke Flywalker.

A zebra and a lion taking a selfie

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

Cat Horoscopes: 'You will spend the day curled up on the comfy chair. In the evening expect a treat from your owner for being so good.'

"My ringtone is the sound of one hand clapping."

"Symmetry? No - I'm actually a Virgo."

'Ironically, it was when I was answering the Call of the Wild that I got captured...'