Zodiac Zany Gifts

'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Animal Band.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Ill next Thursday

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Year of the Rat

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'What's my fortune then?!

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"It's my New Year!"

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

Astrological accidents.