Zodiac Gifts

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

Chinese New Year of the Tiger.

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'Far out! How did you pick me as a leo?'

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

Jennifer Lopez

Chinese New Year of the cock.

Happy New Year!

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

Happy Chinese New Year To You

'Hey, don't tell me - you're a capricorn?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

"What a coincidence, I'm a Piscean."

2019 Chinese New Year of the Pig

'Happy 2015.'

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Pisces

"It's my New Year!"

Ill next Thursday

"What do my stars say today?"

Man wearing 'Taurus' shirt walks into china shop

"Ooh, let's see if I can guess your star sign from your personality traits; Vanity, ignorance, inflated ego, selfishness... Nope. You're going to have to tell me."

Pisces Zodiac Sign.

"Well, you know what they say - men are sun ascendant in Aries, and women are moon ascendant in Virgo."

Libra/scales

2021 the year of ox ox ox ox

Year of the Ox

Happy New Year

Year of the Tiger

Year of the Tiger

The Year of the Tigger

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

"So which is your star sign, big boy?"