Zodiac Zoologist Gifts

"You're always in a bad mood when you visit."

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"The hyenas started it."

The Worm Charmer

Farm Humor.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

God's Subcontractors

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."