Zodiac Techie Gifts

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Polly txt speak

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

If Disney was a software company

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

All the apps hidden within a phone

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

I've always been slower than computers...

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Boombox

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Ill next Thursday

The Uses of a Stethoscope

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.