Zodiac Detective Gifts

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

Yours says, Now is a good time to avoid strangers. Mine says, Now is a good time to avoid strangers. They all say, Now is a good time to avoid strangers. Wow, horoscopes have gotten so boring.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Ill next Thursday

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Year of the Rat

"So, what is your star sign?"

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Flowcharts.

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"So tell me what's your sign?"

"It's my New Year!"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram