Zodiac Detective Prints

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Ill next Thursday

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"So, what is your star sign?"

Year of the Rat

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Flowcharts.

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"It's my New Year!"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"So tell me what's your sign?"

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'