Zeitgeist Detective Prints

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Oil in Nigeria.

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Micromanagement

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"The war that wasn't a war isn't a disaster."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

Forward Planning - The key to Success

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

Zeitgeist Final Four