Space Detective Prints

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'I am sorry, it's not a supernova after all - it's an ordinary UFO!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Newton's Law and Order.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

Telescopes.

'Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere.'