Space Detective Mugs

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'I am sorry, it's not a supernova after all - it's an ordinary UFO!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Newton's Law and Order.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Any news on that star that might have a Dyson sphere around it? Nothing new. I mean, they discovered the star's probably been dimming ever since 1890, which could lend credence to the notion an alien race has been building a Dyson sphere. By they discovered that a few months ago. There's been nothing since then, so ... whatever. Must be nothing there. They should do a study to see how long it takes your attention span to dim. What? Why? What're we talking about?

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'