Planet Detective Mugs

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Stratigraphy

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Newton's Law and Order.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

When Trees Dream

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

The Hummingbird

Elephant Tracks.

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Ecology

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Reporter #2: plant.

'I've got a frog in my throat. . . heh, heh!'

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

Global warming unites the mankind!