Planet Detective Pillows

"Looks like acid."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Stratigraphy

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Newton's Law and Order.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

When Trees Dream

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Any news on that star that might have a Dyson sphere around it? Nothing new. I mean, they discovered the star's probably been dimming ever since 1890, which could lend credence to the notion an alien race has been building a Dyson sphere. By they discovered that a few months ago. There's been nothing since then, so ... whatever. Must be nothing there. They should do a study to see how long it takes your attention span to dim. What? Why? What're we talking about?

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

The Hummingbird

Elephant Tracks.

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

Ecology

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'I've got a frog in my throat. . . heh, heh!'

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'