Galactic Detective Mugs

Missing dark matter! Milk (Carton): 'Have you seen me?'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Parking meter on the moon.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

Save our Planet.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Are we there yet?"

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.