Cosmic Detective Gifts

Search for Alien Life Centre.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Telescopes.

Doubts aobre meteorite.

"After unfolding the telescope in space, we found your phone."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Okay - who leaked?'

The EP-21 spy plane.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Abacus.

Newton's Law and Order.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

Water divining Mars

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

'Now watch and listen!'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

First space criminal investigation

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%)

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

Missing dark matter! Milk (Carton): 'Have you seen me?'

"We found him sir. He's been living on Venus under a false identity."