Techies Gifts

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

Polly txt speak

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

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"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Statue of liberty selfie

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

The Plasmas.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'Why not Google it?'