Techies Gifts

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

Polly txt speak

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

cuPad

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

The Plasmas.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Artificial Isle

'I need a smarter computer.'

'I am not a robot.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."