Senior Techies Gifts

Now WHERE did I leave my memory stick..?

Polly txt speak

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Here's MY information highway!'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

Facelift Book.

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

The Plasmas.

"This is it? No video?"

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Grandad Prodigy

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Computer whisperer.

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Computer Jobs

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Living Longer Magazine.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Screenior citizen

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

"Welcome to the wise man on the mountain. My advice is now automated so listen carefully for your menu options. To continue in English press 1 now. For the meaning of life press 2 now..."

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer