Tech-savvy Seniors Gifts

'Mr Fillchock, it's time for your 8pm pills. Please choose the pills that match these shapes, sizes and colours...'

Facelift Book.

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

He had to update his OS, download an app, get a username, choose a password, log in to a health portal, navigate to messages and write his doctor … by then it was too late.

Man on really old computer - SEARCH 'a new computer'

Death stalks an old man

"Good news for seniors. You're entitled to the first round of the covid-19 vaccines. Just get your tablet or laptop and log on to..."

"The kids have sent us an app that reminds you what you were thinking twenty minutes ago."

"I get instant messages, but they might as well be snail mail by the time I can get to the computer on my walker!"

Don't bother to loud talk me - I've turned my hearing aid off for a reason.

"Have you found my history book, Tia Carmen?"

"I'm going to my seniors' computer group meeting. We play bingo, share coffee and cookies, then break into groups and talk."

"You're never too old to learn..."

Living Longer Magazine.

'This new app shows you where all your friends are!'

Senior Selfies: "Make sure you take two so I can have one."

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"This new app shows you where all your friends are!"

Flat cap northern pensioner reading an 'e-by-gum' ebook on a reader.

Sadie, we're not spring chickens. We need to write living wills in case we get real sick. I hate thinking about that stuff. I won't deal with it. I won't. Sweetums, I know it's scary. But everybody is thinking about this these days. I want to be kept plugged into my iPad. I'll have a low-carb feeding tube.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

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Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid