Tech-savvy Elders Gifts

"Hey, it's the high risk people!"

The Elderly Keeping Fit.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'I'm not afraid to be alone, dear. Look, I've got an iDog!'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Alexa, can you tell me what the hell I walked into this room for?"

Typewriters and Laptops.

'You're texting? Wait--'

Facelift Book.

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

The Hybrid

Grandad Prodigy

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

Screenior citizen

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.