Cyber Savvy Elder Gifts

Witter

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Typewriters and Laptops.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'You're texting? Wait--'

Facelift Book.

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

The Hybrid

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Grandad Prodigy

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

Bubbies and technology

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Life Extension Journal.

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Screenior citizen

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'